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( [[ SUPER JUNIOR ]] )

( [[ SHINEE ]] )

( [[ EPIK HIGH ]] )

( [[ BIG BANG ]] )


all the fics specifically written for the holyschm0use216 fic battle! are located here:

( **HOLYSCHM0USE216 FIC BATTLE! ARCHIVE** )

Series Fic
--DBPK (status: hiatus) (last update: 4.24.09)
--HP!AU Super Junior (status: in progress) (last update: 6.16.09)

**SERIES**
( [[ DBPK ]] )

( [[ HP!AU ]] )

:(



I'm sorry.

Dear world, believe me, I'm sorry.





HOWEVER YOU CAN'T DENY THAT HE ISN'T ATTRACTIVE. My strict policy on younger guys has a loophole: Rule Number 36: You are exempt if your name is Taylor Lautner, given by birth.


I'm sorry.

Ever want to see our frisky little Donghae get pushed onto his back on the floor and made into someone's bitch? God knows I do. While it's not Kibum (damn.), and it's not Eunhyuk, and it's pretty much not anyone you've ever fantasized about doing it to him or ever will fantasize about, I have a pretty active imagination and can easily put Kibum or, ahem, myself, in said person's place.


And if you don't have an active imagination, well, you get to see Donghae be homophobic again because I also love his total dude-ness about the whole issue.

Donghae is Not Pleased. (especially when he finds out the game continues even after his turn ♥)




The pushing starts at about 0:55, but it's worth watching the whole clip. Especially when Yesung "kisses" him and he smacks him on the head. ♥ ♥ ♥

Hey guys :) I have 98 comments from God knows how long ago to reply to, but I've read all of them and they've all made me either smile or feel better. I miss you all like crazy but life is hardass right now. It makes me sad. Anyways, moving on.

→ I can't wait to have a cute little apartment, just so I can decorate the shit out of it. Tastefully, of course.

→ I cleaned my room! It's very nice. I took a cue from readyforever and managed to muster up the strength spurred on by the reassurance that my room was at least not as bad as hers (before she cleaned it, of course). ♥ perhaps pictures, if you want.

→ the decision is coming along quite nicely and it's strongly looking towards....drumroll please....*TRANSFER!* My cousin Amy definitely helped me by telling me she went to a small college for her first year but missed the city and transfered out. Plus this can give me more opportunities to do more things. While I will admittedly miss things, and speech, and some people, change is good. I just hate giving things up and seeing things move out of my life. It's always been something with me, it makes me sad. Anywhoo, now I won't have to choose between California and Korea, or vacations or time at home. It's better this way. Plus, I might have time to pick up violin. Yaaaay.

→ Nanowrimo word count: 0 D:

→ I need money -__-;; Korea is looking farther and farther away...oh well. Whatever happens happens.

→ With the decision to transfer being the choice for right now, I'm scared that I might not connect with anyone (or not have the time to) at my new college. :( scary.

→ I don't have time to do anything anymore! Sobs. I miss having like, a LIFE.

→ My guilty pleasure show is, without a doubt, Say Yes To The Dress. I LOVE THIS SHOW. OMG. It makes me want to get married. (TCHT, YEAH, SCARY, RIGHT?) Someone keep me away from it. ....Also, I want to go on a date. Btw, I want Keisha to be my consultant. She's clearly the best. (Aside from Randy but he only comes in when necessary TT_TT)






Aaaaanyways, we'll see what happens. I miss things. Hopefully, things will work out. :)

*EDIT*: LOL.
Commercial: "Are you dying to know what's going on in the love lives of the Twilight series New Moon cast Kristen and Robert?"
Me: No.
Commercial: Now there's Twilight: Love Bites--
*piece of my soul dies*

"My mommas gone"



I know this is so hard for you, mom.

My Grandma just died.
God will always love her. I will always cherish her. We will always miss her.

I can't believe I just wrote that.









I don't know what to do now.

♥XOXO♥

Ugh. Permanent sad face.


I'll spare those on here who don't want to hear about me being an idiot with a cut.

( I got drunk last night. )

( I have corset pictures for those who want them! )

Now I'm really excited for our Western Party Extravaganza♥! Domi and I decided to get about 5 girls on a list, and then charge $1-$2 for a ticket to put in a raffle for the guys, and then call a few and they get to pick what girl they want to do a body shot off of hahahahah. You guys, look at what I'm turning into.


Oh God, my life.

K gtg, it's party time.

To get you excited, how about a little pre-Halloween goodie?




( Trick or Treat )


get ready for Nanowrimo, y'all.
**note: things were cut out to minimize and keep the surprise. so you may not know the whole story ;3

I am granting it.


SINCE Nanowrimo occurs in the month of November and SINCE my speech tournaments end for this semester in the first week of the month of, big surprise, November, and SINCE my HP fic is probably the most well-received batch of letters I've spat out so far, I've decided to take part in, yes, Nanomofowrimo.




So clearly, I want to drive myself to the Brink of Insanity and back again, maybe making a pit stop in the Valley of All Holy Hell on the way.


( THE RUNDOWN. )



God I must be out of my fucking mind.

this also means that HIATUS STATUS will be in full effect for me to not beat my brains out over this.
**EDIT: TABLO'S MARRIAGE IS THE CUTEST THING OF MY FUCKING LIVE I WISH MY LIFE WAS AS BEAUTIFUL AS HOW MUCH HE LOVES HER. God it makes me happy just seeing it. Yeah, just throwing that out there.

A radioactive rabbit pooped and now there's a massive clean-up to make sure the world doesn't explode.



No, seriously.

I am so frustrated.


I have a boyfriend (it's official, btw)


a boyfriend who wont. touch me.





yeah. you read that right.

my boyfriend (Chris) refuses to make out with me because he says kissing leads to more and if he starts, he won't be able to stop.

since I'm celibate and all.



I mean, I understand the temptation would be monumental for him, but he can't just never touch me. I've been trying to jump his bones forever and he's super hands-off. it's ridiculous. He kissed me amazingly one time....and only once. He needs to kiss me like he means it.


Or I'm just going to have to straddle him and do it myself.


Don't think I won't.

EDIT: he is pissing me off. he's really pushing his luck with this whole "cancel on me" thing, and I'm getting fed up.