Title: Newcomers
Fandom: Super Junior
Pairing: various
Word Count: 9,268
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Taemin is set to follow in the footsteps of his brother, Heechul, at the Jae Neung Academy for Young Witches and Wizards. He just didn't know how big his shoes were.
Genre: Humor, Crack, Action
A/N: HAY GAIZ. SIX MONTHS LATER. Sorry about that. I have read this chapter for the past 5 months so it's pretty much dead to me in terms of interest, but I hope you find it new and exciting, even if it's author doesn't. Get ready for the holidays! Chapter three to be up for your Christmas pleasures. My gift, to you. Thank you for reading [[[[|>8}D ♥

also, because I'm a dork, I like to plan out my acronyms around really geeky things. sorry.


“You’re adorable, really,” said Heechul, reaching over and patting Taemin’s cheek.

( TMI: prepared to be scarred )

Sobs I need to go watch this a thousand more times and then maybe buy a pink vibrator and name it Super Girl.



In other, completely, 100%-related news: schm0use is dead to me because she won't come watch this video with me. She clearly is trying to be a nun and shun the sexy, which is a crime punishable by friendship!death.

Expect more elaborate TMI posts as the night goes on (and this video goes on repeat).

Ugh you guys where is my life going. I can't believe I'm up at 1:39 in the freaking morning, taking the time and energy and forsaking precious sleep minutes to write this stupid post about my lack of life. This is how bad it's gotten. My roommate wants to sleep. I type loud. I'm sorry, Roommate. Forgive me. I'll make it quick.


Why my life is now in the crapper:

1.) schm0use
2.) long-winded MSN talks about things that thus led to other things leading to me picking up time-sucking habits and hobbies that I had shaken previously and now have fallen victim to again. Namely:
--Ouran High School Host Club
--Full Metal Alchemist
--the voice over actors for both of those
--Darker Than Black
--various things that I do not need to spend my time on
3.) not reading for class, not catching up on previous reading for class, not reading for forensics...
4.) not writing for forensics
5.) not practicing for forensics either
6.) that-time-of-the-month breakouts, fml
7.) making useless lists on LJ





i ship this so motherfucking hard.



i ship this too oh God.


I. SHIP. THIS. TOO. GAH. (yes I ship twin brothers don't you judge me you're in the Super Junior fandom nothing should surprise you anymore.)

God I need to get a grip. I'm going to kill my school life before it even starts, watch me.



On a happier note, I saw my daddy today. I love him and miss him and we are so awkward together but it's how we work.

Okay, Roommate is tossing and turning with blankets pulled over head, I'm going to be nice and go to bed. (not like I have a light on anyway, sheesh...)



Friend lock on Friday. *sigh* wish me luck with tomorrow...

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my new fic comm! when i start posting there, i'll friendlock my journal and entries -- im transitioning to a rl/fl journal, and i'll have to lock entries from normal people haha.


I HAVE NOT BEEN WRITING. This is what I need to do.

Instead, I have had alcohol for the first time. Aaaand a second time after that. Sunny threw me a belated birthday party in Vabien Suites (which are pretty suite....see? see what I did there?) and there was Absolut Mandarin, Absolut Vanilla, about 4 or 5 bottles of various wines, a giant plastic bottle of soju (keepin' it classy), some smaller, legit bottles of soju, some weird plum thing, rice whatever, sake, and...just...a load of stuff. I only had a little bit of the Absolut Mandarin mixed with OJ (because ew, a little bit on my tongue by itself - no thank you) and a shot of soju (also ew, perhaps straight alcohol is not for me) and nursed some of each wine for the night. I didn't get drunk or anything, just a little warm and fuzzy and sleepy. I have the bad feeling I would make a very boring drunk, contrary to my non-intoxicated self. Bummer.

But my friends did coerce this super cute bartender at Cocoon to give me a kiss on the cheek. SCORE \o/


Then yesterday we went to a club and I was looking at a bartender and he saw so naturally, I look at an interesting spot on the ceiling. This happens 2 more times before he finally motions me over and pours me something, God knows what. I think it was tequila. I put it back like a champ though, go me. That lemon was my savior though; again, hard alcohol = no no. He poured me a Tequila Sunrise after that and I chatted with him. Theeeeen I left. What else was I supposed to do, give him my number? I leave in 5 days. 2 free drinks -- huzzah.


Me and Sylvia went to stand in line at freaking dawn today for Music Core, but SHINee lame-os told us at 11 that we could leave and come back at 2 after we got our numbers...AND after we sat there on the sticky ground for two hours. Lovely, quite lovely.

So instead I went home, showered, and now that I feel like a human again, we are going to hit up Apgu and Everysing and stalk some SM and JYP buildings. Excitement.




And in the mean time: it's meme time!


tagged by black_goose


Firstly: If you've been tagged, you must write your answers in your own LJ and replace any question that you dislike with a new, original question.

Secondly: Tag eight people. Don't refuse to do that. Don't tag who tagged you.


( let's paint the town )


i tag: schm0use
ily_fosho
loveslipped
prototypic
korichan
fadedandinsane
mikkyboom
mellongreenleaf

thanks for all the birthday wishes, guys :) ♥

http://tttonguetied.wordpress.com/


my travel blog for korea.

entries: 1
hours of sleep to be had: 4
number of times i've shit myself in the past 24: ∞



and...idk why, but...it would kind of mean a lot to me if at least one of you checked it out :T

upon being struck with inspiration, (thanks to my strange and eccentric mother), schm0use and i were talking online and i had to send her an excerpt. I AMUSE MYSELF, OKAY? dont give me that look. >:|


Nicknameless: soo... whatcha up to
CRYP: writing
CRYP: kangin fails at herbology
Nicknameless: lawl
Nicknameless: thats fitting
CRYP: A handful of petals fell off Kangin’s solarflower. “Stop it.” Kangin ordered his plant, clearly irritated. Herbology was obviously not his strong suit.
CRYP: it is
Nicknameless: haha "stop it."
CRYP: but then so does Hankyung
CRYP: lol i got the inspiration from my mother
CRYP: she was fixing the sunflowers and petals fell off every time she touched it
CRYP: and she glared at it and said "STOP IT."
CRYP: i loled
Nicknameless: hahaha

( 1nod )

love meme



because i said so.

this happened 5 seconds ago and i loled



( this is why we're friends )


also, i was watching the map the soul making film


( just so you know, im in love with MYK. )